Today...Training,like usual...
When Cigg Break,I received a phonecall,from China?Or maybe Malaysia.
Im too bored,so I didnt cancel the call,I answer...
Arctic = Me,Arctic
So Call HongKong Big Electronic Company Operator = Operator
Arctic : Ha Lo
Operator : Hello,How r u?Do u Speak Chinese?(She talk in Mandarin)
Arctic : Yes,I know.
Operator : Ok MR Chua,Congratulation hor.You've won the 2nd Prize Lucky Draw from our Company at HongKong.The Prize u won is $150000.
Arctic : O i c.How come I suddenly win so many money one?I didnt join any lucky draw recently leh.
Operator : Today is our Company 5th years Anniversary,we picked only 5 Lucky winners from all over Asia thru Mobile Phone number.You are very lucky,congratulation.
Arctic : YA MEH?(Act so happy) Wads ur company name hor?
Operator : Our Company is a legal company at HongKong,and very big and famous.The name is Jing Long Eletronic Products.
Arctic : wa,golden dragon ar?Then how I suppose to take the money leh?Im at Malaysia,you at HongKong.
Operator : Ok,we'll need ur Bank account number.and which bank u using,we'll transfer the money to u by tomorrow morning.
Arctic : Erm,directly transfer then i'll get the money?Or any charges?
Operator : Ya,the charges will be 15% of the $150000 because is an "ACCOUNTANT FEE" and for the insurances of transfer.
Arctic : How much is that then?
Operator : The amount you have to pay is $22500.Erm Mr Chua,dont missunderstand me ok?You have to pay to the local accountant first before we transfer so that will be more "safe" while transfer.
Arctic : O,how do i pay the accountant le?
Operator : we'll give you a bank account number of Public Bank,then all you have to do is bank in the money.Then,after the transaction is done.All the money is yours.
Arctic : Ok,give me the account number I'll do it as soon as posible.
Operator : Can you do in by today?Because this is one day offer only.Until tomorrow we have another winner already.
Arctic : Ok I'll do it now.
Operator : The Bank account number is xxxx-xxxx-xxxx.You got it?
Arctic : Yap...
Operator : By the way we'll need ur bank account number too.wad Bank u using Mr Chua?
Arctic : Im using H*** ***G Bank.Now Malaysia's Bank's account mostly convert into alphabets already.Coz update to more digital.So mine too.I'll give u my Account ok?
Operator : Issit like that?Ok i'll record it down.Wads the alphabets?
Arctic : OG-KCUF-FLESRUOY
Operator : Can you repeat Mr Chua?
Arctic : OG-KCUF-FLESRUOY
Operator : Ok,Thanks for the information.So,Congratulation Mr Chua.We looking forward your co-operation.
Arctic : Ok,by the way.Are you in Office now?
Operator : Ya why?
Arctic : You have to go home now.Go your parents room check.Your mum die already?
Operator : erm...What you say?
Arctic : Your mum die inside the room already.Really,go check now.
Operator : What are you talking about ?
Arctic : Aiya,you ppl scam kang so stupid.What lie money also put clever abit ok?You think Malaysian's money so easy cheat nowdays meh?
Operator : Mr Chua you are totally missunderstanding our...blababla....
Arctic : Arrrr &*^@#%& go see your mum.she die already,go check now.
Operator : Mr Chua,is up to u to consider about this....bla bla bla..
Arctic : Ok,i already consider before i answer your phone.Please read my Bank account's alphabets reverse then thats my answer for you.Gotta go,go see your mum now.Bye.
Operator : ....
Habis,I end the conversation here.I hope she really record down the alphabets I have to her and read it reversely...I think she's the most stupid person I ever talk with for this year.
By the way...Training is so tiring.
-Arctic
1.8.07
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